ATTENTION HUMANS WHO MISS WHEN JEEPS WERE ACTUALLY JEEPS

Available now at Blaise Alexander GMC Of Greater Hazleton
this 2017 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport 4WD 2017 is ready to climb mountains, survive Pennsylvania potholes, and make every grocery run feel like a military operation.

Finished in Granite Crystal Metallic Clearcoat (which is fancy talk for looks absolutely awesome when dirty), this Wrangler comes with:
A 6-speed manual transmission for people who still believe driving should involve talent
Legendary 4WD capability
Heated seats because Pennsylvania weather has emotional issues
LED lighting bright enough to expose bad life choices
A removable hard top for maximum main character energy
All-weather tires because Mother Nature cant be trusted

Under the hood sits the famous 3.6L V6, which produces enough power to:

Merge confidently
Pass slow traffic
Escape awkward family events
Convince your neighbors you suddenly became adventurous

Inside, youll find:
Bluetooth® & SiriusXM
Heated front seats
MOPAR slush mats for mud, snow, coffee, and mystery stains
Deep tint windows so people cant see you singing to 2000s rock music at red lights

And yes its a manual transmission.
That means:

Your friends will call it cool
Teenagers wont know how to steal it
You instantly gain 17 horsepower worth of confidence

This Wrangler is perfect for:
Camping trips
Winter domination
Summer cruising
Looking aggressive in the Target parking lot

The best part?
You get all the rugged Jeep lifestyle vibes without paying brand-new Jeep money that requires selling a kidney.

Available now at Blaise Alexander GMC Of Greater Hazleton

Call today before someone else buys it and starts posting #JeepLife photos tomorrow morning.